Competition - Best Insult Wins Trip To Chernobyl

Oh, how times change. A little while ago we'd have sent people to Chernobyl for not making repayments on time. Fast forward 10 years and people are crying out to go. We are going to make that happen for two sort of lucky people.

What's happening?

Following the hit series 'Chernobyl' currently being aired on Sky TV. There has apparently been a spike in the number of people wanting to visit Chernobyl for one of the local tours. We've teamed up with a top local tour operator who specialises in offering these tours to locals.

We are offering:

4 days in Ukraine for you an a friend
2-day tour of the area surrounding Chernobyl
Flights
4 Star Accommodation
The trip will take place in September or October 2019

How to enter:

Let's be in no doubt that people hate anyone in the lending industry like us. We've become immune to it now and we haven't heard a good one since we suggested locking people up for not making repayments on time. The winner of this competition will be the one that can insult us the best without swearing or issuing death threats.

250 words max, insults in the comments box below along with your details. Under no circumstances will we spam you. We will ONLY contact you if you win. * You will need to click the "notify us" box in order to enter your email address.

Conditions

* You don't need to be a customer of Quick Loans, in fact on this one we insist that you aren't - we need you alive to keep making repayments.
* Both people have to be over the age of 18 years old
* Accept that you have assessed the risk yourself and happy to travel of your own free will. Quick Loans makes no inferences about the safety of the trip, nor anything you do while on the trip.
* 1 entry per person, no exceptions.
* Entries close Sunday 30th of June with the winner selected on the 1st of July.

Best insult wins a trip with a friend to the former nuclear power plant in Chernobyl, Ukraine. Includes tour with experienced local tour guide.

01-07-19 Competition Now Closed - Winner To Be Announced This Week

The winner has been announced here